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mysteriouskyu:

A movie about a bunch of cute lolitas running a huge drug cartel in order to afford their clothes

dancing-winchesters:

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Steal His Look: Bill Cipher

Comme Des Garçons Ribbed Tights- $99

Christian Louboutin Ishtar Botta Boots- $2,295

Gucci Women’s Long Black Leather Gloves- $695

Saint Laurent Leather Triple-Bow Tie- $845

Christys’ Taller Top Hat- $264

Pyramid of Giza- $50,000,000

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
kylynnsiegerin:

"The two scariest things right next to each other."

kylynnsiegerin:

"The two scariest things right next to each other."

princeowl:

"who CARES about einstein’s achievements he’s just remembered because he was a WHITE GUY" -people who forgot einstein was a jewish man who literally came to the USA as a refugee from nazi germany. his position as a scientist was stripped from him and his home was literally turned into a nazi bootcamp after his death

binart:

WHEN NON-ARTISTS DO THE THIGN

kngdmcat:


worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

#CANON JESUS IS SIX MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN FANON JESUS

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

veganvibez:

do you ever feel constantly overwhelmed sad and lonely and you feel so annoying telling anyone about it bc you feel like a broken record who’s looking for attention when in reality you just don’t even know what to do with yourself anymore

emmyc:

some people draw fast and I ain’t one of ‘em

emmyc:

some people draw fast and I ain’t one of ‘em