So I own two identical Nike Pro Combat grey sports bras. One I use to work out, the other I wear as part of my Daryl Dixon (genderswap) Darlene costume.
Today I got ready for the gym really quick but I knew I looked cute in my grey compression shorts and my grey bra and a cute loose pink tank that matched my pink shoes and pink earphones and I was just like “I’m going to be THAT cute girl at the gym today”
So I run for 30 mins and then I started doing dead lifts and this guy starts benching nearby and on one of my uplifts he sat up and was catching his breath and I catch him staring at me with absolute horror in the mirror. Just, jaw agape, eyes huge, omg what happened to you horror.
I look in the mirror and my tank has stretched super loose and is hanging really low on my chest which normally I wouldn’t care about because hello, sports bra, but instead of seeing a cute little white swoop I see these horrific looking blood stains. Blood and now sweat is just super obvious all over my boob tamer and I just roll my eyes and groan because I realize I put on my Darlene bra that I specifically dyed to look disgusting.
He goes “are you ok?”
And I look at him dead in the eye and say “don’t worry, it’s not mine.”
Oh man, I’ve got this great story about weeaboos. First of all, to clarify, I’m not really that into anime and I am certainly not much of a weeaboo myself. Anyway, I was opening a meeting of my local anime club (I am the president) when
“Biology’s cruel joke goes something like this: As a teenage body goes through puberty, its circadian rhythm essentially shifts three hours backward. Suddenly, going to bed at nine or ten o’clock at night isn’t just a drag, but close to a biological impossibility. Studies of teenagers around the globe have found that adolescent brains do not start releasing melatonin until around eleven o’clock at night and keep pumping out the hormone well past sunrise. Adults, meanwhile, have little-to-no melatonin in their bodies when they wake up. With all that melatonin surging through their bloodstream, teenagers who are forced to be awake before eight in the morning are often barely alert and want nothing more than to give in to their body’s demands and fall back asleep. Because of the shift in their circadian rhythm, asking a teenager to perform well in a classroom during the early morning is like asking him or her to fly across the country and instantly adjust to the new time zone — and then do the same thing every night, for four years.”—
James Potter accidentally shifting into Animagus shape when someone gives him a scare, and the first night Harry starts screaming in the middle of the night Lily isn’t sure if she’s still dreaming when she sees a distressed deer jumping against the bedroom door
IS EVERYONE JUST GOING TO ADD THAT GIF TO ALL MY JAMES POTTER POSTS ARE YOU SERIOUS
one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to the flat communication of the net